- Tumblr app: I'm done loading
- Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
- Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
June 2013
May 2013
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york
i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze
i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks
i hate each and every single one of you all
shoutout to my boyfriend in the hospital with a severe case of non existence
Oops! You’ve already prayed to God 3 times today! Buy a Pro Membership here to get unlimited prayers or wait tomorrow to pray again!
a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
why do some girls call their boyfriends ‘daddy’ omfg it makes me so uncomfortable that is the most uncomfortable thing ever just oh god
(((aka Lana del Rey)))
no but rly it weirds me out 2
“daddy have sex w me”
April 2013
IF EVERYONE BECAME HOTTER EVERY TIME THEY WERE A GOOD PERSON AND BECAME UGLY WHEN THEY DID HORRIBLE SHIT OH MY GOD
